A Rose by Any Other Name

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Names Differ, Pray Tell

Fortnightly Magazine - November 2025

A Rose by Any Other Name
Commission Names Differ, Pray Tell 
By Steve Mitnick, Executive Editor
In Romeo and Juliet,
By Shakespeare
The playwright and poet,
The question came,
What’s in a name?

Because it’s called 
the Public Service Commission 
In Louisiana, 
The same in Montana,  
And in South Carolina. 

Let’s keep up this game,
It’s the Corporation Commission 
In Arizona, 
The Utility Regulatory Commission 
In Indiana, 
The Regulatory Commission 
In Alaska,
And the Utilities Commission 
In North Carolina. 

Back to that more common name, 
The Public Service Commission 
In Florida, 
As well as in Nebraska,
And in North Dakota.

But it’s the Public Utilities Commission 
In Minnesota,
And in South Dakota, 
And Nevada.

Oh, then there’s the 
Public Utilities Commission 
In Colorado, 
And in Idaho, 
And Ohio.

Yet they call it the 
Public Regulation Commission 
In New Mexico. 

It’s the Public Utilities Commission 
In California,
But Utilities becomes singular, 
For the Public Utility Commission 
In Pennsylvania.

Then there’s the 
Public Service Commission 
In Georgia,
And in West Virginia.

While they call it the 
State Corporation Commission
In Virginia.

It’s the Public Service Commission 
In Mississippi, 
In Missouri,
And in Kentucky, 
And Wyoming.

But the Public Utilities Commission
In Hawaii,
And again, Utilities becomes singular
For the Public Utility Commission
In Tennessee.

See?

Whether it’s a PSC or PUC,
As the Bard claimed,
That which we in utility regulation,
Call a rose,
By any other name, 
Would smell as sweet.